My rules

I’m a simple(ish) man with simple needs-food, water, internet, sleep, air, etc. However, I also have simple rules with which to lead my life. Rules like…

  1. If you’re calling me before 9 am and after 10 pm, don’t expect an answer-either way I’m likely to be asleep or waking up/getting ready. Also, what the hell are you doing trying to call people before 9 in the morning??
  2. If you’re an Indian man called Steve claiming not to be selling anything, you’re going to have a bad time.
  3. If you don’t want me to be cranky, don’t wake me up.
  4. Unless something extremely important comes up, Doctor Who night is a sacred night.
  5. I will always endeavour to help you; unless you’re an asshole.
  6. Spending 5 more minutes in Morrisons looking for deals is much better than spending more money in less time.
  7. Buy me cheese and I am yours.
  8. If it’s in the Daily Mail, it’s probably racist/wrong.

Simple, but important.

What are your rules that you live by?


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